1: former member of the band DanceGavinDance and current member of the band Emarosa. Originally from Canada, now lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Will Not take pictures with you and will Not add you on myspace either.
2: self proclaimed dick
2: self proclaimed dick
Axel- "Jonny the show was great! take a picture with us please, real quick!"
Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)
Rachel- "Hes amazing!"
Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)
Rachel- "Hes amazing!"
by rachelandaxel February 22, 2009
When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
by Pete March 18, 2004
The little known brother of Jesus Christ. Craig is well known as a party animal that can't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors Light.... He's f@#*ing Craig.
"Can't practice miracles or walk on H2O but I got some hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow, I'm f@#*in Craig!... Craig Christ...."
by alienOrchestra March 10, 2009
by BravoIndiaTangoCharlieHotel August 15, 2008
by IVBrothers July 03, 2009
The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...
by Toothless Stu December 18, 2011
Dude, that traffic cone reminds me of Cousin Craig...
by IHeartCreamCheese April 07, 2016