Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
by Chykaty chyna December 03, 2016
When someone lets out a fart so pungent, you have to put a gas mask on and pray to Jesus your eyes don't shrivel up from the fumes.
by The baconator March 15, 2015
What a wet crusty jizz rag nestled under an air mattress in an abondoned Detroit project smells like. Presumably similar to Tekashi69 69
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