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Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023
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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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ELVIS

ELVIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG YOU CAN EVER HAVE HE IS THOUGHTFUL AND AND LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOU
I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH HE IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG IN THE WORLD
by ELVIS IS AWESOME March 24, 2020
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Elvis Didn't Die

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")
Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022
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Elvis

The most beloved man, and best singer. Usually refers to someone who is the life of the party, someone who is super cool and confident, and always has their groove on. Being an Elvis means that all eyes are on you ALWAYS. You might make some people "All Shook Up" by acting like a "Hound-dog" if you're an Elvis, but you will always have the "Unchained Melody" of our hearts and people "Can't Help Falling in Love with You." Elvis is one of the greatest people ever to exist! If you ever come across an Elvis, be very grateful!!! But no one beats the OG Elvis- "the king".
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"Woah that guy gives major Elvis vibes!" "Your right! He's so cool. Reminds me of Elvis"
by Hound-dog1935 November 15, 2023
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elvis

6'5 255 pound 200iq comedic genius intellectual megamind brainiac + cool
by notelvis123 November 22, 2021
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Elvis

An Elvis is Where you have sex with 2 women except you're in the middle while one fucks your ass with a strap on dildo and the other 1 squirts breast milk all over your face.
''Oh Joey we think you're so cute, how would you like to come home with Ashley and I tonight and we'll give you an Elvis?''
''Oh I'm down for a good Elvis!''
by Teddy31233 April 12, 2024
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