I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)
Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard
his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious
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spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.
"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."
by brunetang January 24, 2018
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crooked-neck kenny

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!
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half way crooks

A streetwear label at at 212 Sumner Street, lower level, in Newton MA. Referred to by B-Rabbit in the movie 8 mile, supporting his crew "313" in the final battle against Papa Doc.
Scared to death, you shook, cause ain't no such things as half way crooks!
by nisturm June 02, 2009
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Stone Cold Crooked Bidens

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
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Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t

What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t
“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks
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