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finger texting

The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:

,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)
Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.
by MattyLight21 January 5, 2008
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LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!
by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009
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toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.
Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)
by Benutty March 6, 2008
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teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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textnoring

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.
If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!
by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008
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Passive Texting

Verb

The act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to piss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. People will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. This is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.
Tom- Dude, I was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. You were supposed to come over and watch Star Wars

James- Duh thats weird, I never got that text. I think my phones been messed up lately

Tom- There was a green check mark ass, I know you got it!

Bystander (Aside)- Sounds like James was passive texting, sucks for Tom!
by BoJangles211 November 29, 2009
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over-texting

1. When a teenage male texts a teenage female to the point where the female only wants to be friends with the male.

2. When a teenage male texts a teenage female enough to where it is awkward and uncomfortable in person.
I could've gotten with her if I hadn't kept over-texting her.
by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009
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