9 definitions by Benutty

construction gay

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.

Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.

by Benutty March 8, 2008

bopped

Having been hit on the head

I bopped the shit outta that effing gopher.

by Benutty March 8, 2008

suriously

To be said when claiming something is true, but clearly is not.

Suriously, Suri is Tom and Katie's child!

by Benutty March 8, 2008

whiskey gay

A male homosexual typically known for a snobbish attitude when it comes to alcohol selection -- he generally prefers whiskey from the top shelf and never drinks it with Coke.

Also, he is commonly found drinking alone on his couch while beating off to DVRd Jeopardy episodes from last week. And is eternally single.

Some douche whiskey gay knocked my drink out of my hand after he found out I was sipping on a Jack & Coke.

by Benutty March 8, 2008

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

toga gay

Closeted homosexual male in a college fraternity.

I'd have sex with Kris but a toga gay rarely has something substantial to say.

by Benutty March 6, 2008

blatino

Term for a young male of black and latin heritage - popularized by the thug homosexual community.

I realized why my ass was sore when I remembered I went home with a blatino last night.

by Benutty March 8, 2008