Definitions by Benutty

no-neck 

Term for a person who appears to physically have no neck because his/her head is attached directly to the shoulders.

Little Jimmy will develop into an eternally single and gay no-neck because his burly father bopped him on the head as a child each day.

no-neck by Benutty March 8, 2008

suriously 

To be said when claiming something is true, but clearly is not.

Suriously, Suri is Tom and Katie's child!

suriously by Benutty March 8, 2008

whiskey gay 

A male homosexual typically known for a snobbish attitude when it comes to alcohol selection -- he generally prefers whiskey from the top shelf and never drinks it with Coke.

Also, he is commonly found drinking alone on his couch while beating off to DVRd Jeopardy episodes from last week. And is eternally single.

Some douche whiskey gay knocked my drink out of my hand after he found out I was sipping on a Jack & Coke.

whiskey gay by Benutty March 8, 2008

blatino 

Term for a young male of black and latin heritage - popularized by the thug homosexual community.

I realized why my ass was sore when I remembered I went home with a blatino last night.

blatino by Benutty March 8, 2008

construction gay 

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.

Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.

construction gay by Benutty March 8, 2008

bopped 

Having been hit on the head

I bopped the shit outta that effing gopher.

bopped by Benutty March 8, 2008

toilet texting 

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

toilet texting by Benutty March 6, 2008