tecturing 

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".

1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.

tecturing by squareforceone September 27, 2009

Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

Lecturing by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

tecting

Part of Speech: v
Definition: The act of secretly playing with your genitals while others perform sexy and illusive dance moves. Tecting is not to be confused with masturbation.

Usage: also tecting, (n. used to describe)
Example: Don't be friends with that man, he's a Tector.


tecting Audio Help (těk-ting) Pronunciation Key
v.
1. the undercover stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals done for sexual self-gratification. usually accomplished by using large pockets or simply sliding your hand into your pants.
2. concealed stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another persons genitals. (Tecting can also be a group activity.)
3. also known as Stealthy masturbation.

tr.v. tect·ed, tect·ing, tect·or

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Stay away from that boy in the corner, he is tecting.

tecting by ismy0031 August 7, 2008

anal teetering 

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

anal teetering by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

Torturing The Turtle 

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

Torturing The Turtle by Matlor March 6, 2008

Textering 

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.

I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!

Textering by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010

freak teetering 

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

freak teetering by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017