Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010

texted off

to be told off via text message

i got texted off at 0630 this morning, and i bought the minutes! how rude!

by navygirl88 March 19, 2011

Gloria Textefan

The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.

See also: Emilio Textevez

Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

dry texter

Dry texters are people who don't say much when replying to a message
Sometimes people say just one word bc they don't know how to reply to a specific message
Shitty explaining

Lara: HEYYYY
Lucy: hi
Lara: MY MOM GOT ME A NEW PHONE!
Lucy: wow
Lara: my brother left me!
Lucy: oh (doesn't know how to reply)

Lara: ugh Lucy, why "oh"

Lucy: I didn't knew how to reply
Lara: you suck, your such a dry texter!
Lucy: oh

by anonymous August 27, 2022

over texted

The act of being exhausted from sending and receiving too many text messages and/or e-mails on your phone or blackberry

I am way over texted from people messaging me about a million things.

Similar to over sexed

by yellebelle April 9, 2009

Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'

by yami100 June 14, 2010

texpert

Someone you meet in 2D-land that knows everything....

(A word I came up with today, to describe a real smartarse on a forum I mod at.)

That <insert username here> is a real texpert. He thinks he knows everything..

by Sunnyday January 17, 2005