Definitions by techjunkee

Emilio Textevez

The name given to your over obnoxious guy friend that only uses his phone for texting. And believes that texting his ex-girlfriend isn't just as bad as calling her.

See also: Gloria Textefan

Ask Emilio Textevez if he's seen my Gatorade?

Emilio Textevez by techjunkee January 22, 2010

Gloria Textefan 

The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.

See also: Emilio Textevez

Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!

Gloria Textefan by techjunkee January 22, 2010