back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021

Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 18, 2010

Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

tranny tent

The surprising bulge in the pants of a male-to-female pre-op transgender individual.

Yo, I was making out with this hot chick and I glanced downward and saw that she had a tranny tent! I kept going anyway...

by tentsman October 19, 2010

fourth tent

to go one to far; pushing your luck to the limit, and then getting caught.

when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."

by ruf-jason March 3, 2005

princess tent

sacred place to hold an orgy while your little sister plays with her barbies in the other room

girlfriend: where should we fuck?
boyfriend: princess tent!

by jcaraballohasagiantdrumstick June 1, 2011

"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007