DJ Techno Sauce

A revolutionary band of brothers journeying to bring originality and sex back to techno music for all, especially those ecstasy driven Asians.

"Ohhh DJ Techno Sauce, you're so big"

Bill: Might I acquire if you enjoy the musical genre of rap?

Sane Person: HECK NO, GIMME DJ TECHNO

by LeTigra February 5, 2009

acid techno

Sub Genre of Techno music with distorted 303 layers (acid). There are also several different types of Acid Techno styles; UK Acid Techno being one of them.

Pete Skank is fuckin' 'avin it.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

technocrat

A person that believes in the principles of Technocracy.

Howard is a technocrat.

by TrueTechnocrat December 12, 2003

techno

Misunderstood and constantly assaulted and debated. Techno is sound, rock is sound, House is sound, every single genre of music and music in general is noise bent to rhythym. Contrary to popular belief Techno takes effort to make. Techno compensates for its lack of lyrics with more melodius content. I'm not saying it is neccesarily true since there is a lot of bad techno and good techno. People need to start noticing that the machine did not make the music, the artist did. A lot of artists sample noise they have made ir they have fiddled with the equiptment to re-sample the sound. Takes as much effort as to find the tune on the piano, or the guitar or the brass/wind/reed instrument (unfortunately enough the last instrument(s) aren't exactly popular anymore). Its a genre of music that is a lot of the time difficult because it experimental. It needs to be, for it is an evolving genre of music akin to all other genres

Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Autechre etc etc forgive me if I missed several dozen other fine techno artists. They're all good

by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad May 3, 2006

techno

A type of electronic music that orginally spawned in Detroit, Michigan. Detroit Techno in turn derived from Synth Pop and Electro. Kraftwerk was May, Atkins, and Saunderson's main influence. Techno is nothing but a subgenre in the electronic music community. Detroit Techno is still very much alive, albeit dead in the city of Detroit (hmmmmm, wonder why....). Techno is also a word that is erroneously used as a blanket term for all other subgenres of electronic music. No, Techno isn't the Trance and House music you hear in the clubs, morons! They're all different! That being said, it may be done with electronic equipment, but it takes true talent to make music that is coherent and actually artistic, much opposed to the radio triteness the public has been exposed to. Electronic music was descended from Avant-Garde Minimalism, which in turn, evolved from Classical Music.

Good artists worth hearing:
Aphex Twin
Squarepusher
mu-ziq
Plastikman
The Prodigy
Orbital
The Chemical Brothers
Moby
Daft Punk
Cybotron
Derrick May
Inner City
**much more other artists as well**

Oh yeah, and to those people who dis techno, but love the trite, bastardised "hip hop", I truly feel sorry for you people. You have no idea or any coherent knowledge of techno, and you still wail on in how it's the worst thing ever. Guess what? Look yourself in the mirror, and stop being a damn sheep.

by Sparda January 15, 2005

techno nap

the act of falling asleep in the back of a car while loud bassy techno music is blasting

shit man, that was crazier than a techno nap

by steve disgivsor January 30, 2008

Techlology

Technology used by the masses. Also used to describe a having a sparce view/knowledge of technology

"I'm great with Windows, I'm great with Technology"
"you mean Techlology"

by GratuitousEsquire March 14, 2009