tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009

Tactical Puke

Making yourself vomit to relieve alcohol related feelings of sickness

Had one serious tactical puke this morning

by dsheezy May 11, 2011

Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011

Rat-tastic

Fantastic.

Originally applied to rat-tails, and how good they look.

Can also be used to describe situations or things that are good.

As applied to hair:
"Hey guys, how does my hair look?"
"Rat-tastic!"

As applied to a situation:
"Wow, that traveling carnival was rat-tastic!"

by Melissa Tasca July 14, 2003

Nat-tastic

to be NAT-TASTIC; to be completely awesome with the flair and raw perfection of natalia.

that was NAT-TASTIC; an event or action that was so amazing and awesome that it is beyond comprehension of the normal human mind only natalia can possibly understand the true awesomeness due to she is the only one who can be truly nat-tastic

There can be no example of been nat-tastic due to the sheer feat of trying to understand how something is nat-tastic would make a persons head explode.

by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013

frat-tastic

combination of fraternity and fantastic; but used sarcastically to describe someone or something stereotypical of fraternities.

Those rainbow sandals and pink polo shirt are frat-tastic!

by meredith* September 12, 2003

tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.

Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad

by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007