by chicken thigh December 3, 2010

ANDY LOVES THIGH HIGHS. TURNS HIM OFF SO GODDAMN MUCH THAT THEY TURN HIM ON. INSTANT EJACULATION HEHEHEHEH
by LoveForKneeSocks May 30, 2018

Th act of spreading mayonaise or some type of slippery supstance onto a girls thighs and adding a collection of hair. You proceed to fuck the shit out of her thighs. Used mostly by Mormons in replacement of actual sex.
Dude, last night Mary and I were thigh fucking when her dad entered the room only to get a giant chub.
by Cole Robinson September 10, 2008

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.
The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.
by Miles March 29, 2005

by hKbA October 19, 2010

by ABCDEMA February 4, 2010

The most wonderful of happenings, an event, action, or thing that causes everyone in the room to shudder with pleasure in response to the glory of the occurrence. In other words: you find your genitals involuntary soaking your thighs because of your excitement.
Ken: dude, Mary's wearing a tank top
Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump*
Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day?
Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher
Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees?
David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now
Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked
bonerhornysexyorgasmicjizz my pants
Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump*
Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day?
Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher
Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees?
David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now
Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked
bonerhornysexyorgasmicjizz my pants
by Doctor.R January 23, 2011
