The amazing wife of Robert Downey Jr and loving mother of 3 (if we’re including RDJ) who is just the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. The world may never know how she puts up with his shit
by Mango34943 May 08, 2020
An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.
"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"
"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"
"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"
"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"
"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"
"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"
"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"
by Dick Changler September 07, 2016
A mixed drink consisting of red wine and semen. Typically consumed by the ultra-gay or any male under 30 who drinks wine.
Greg's old roommate used to curl up by the fireplace on Friday evenings and enjoy a nice Saucy Susan while choking himself.
by phillipjfry December 12, 2013
Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"
Seth: "Let's see!"
Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."
Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"
Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"
Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"
Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"
Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"
Seth: "Let's see!"
Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."
Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"
Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"
Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"
Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"
Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"
by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 18, 2009
by Hillside Road Warriors April 03, 2009
A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 12, 2011
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009