scrotting

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.

📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."

by qeimada September 9, 2025

Stroming

To coax the sound from a drum.

Not striking the drum, stroming the drum.

by Lenny Backstrom September 15, 2025

Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025

the stroking leaves

A band consisting of Nicole, Jaime , Nick and Matt which uses the stroking of leaves as instruments

hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do

by Janicatt December 30, 2003

love strolling

The activity of a couple walking around each with their hand in the back pocket of their partner.

I see Jessie and Micha love strolling to class all the time lately. It is so cute it makes me want to puke.

by minutemax January 24, 2011

Man Strating

To show of ones manliness in strange or normal ways; proving your dick is bigger

Man I love man strating when women and children watch!

by MrConeDome of Team Fortress 2 February 9, 2018