Strogging

1.A cross between a walk and jog. 2.A slow jog; a strog.

I didn't feel like running full force so I started strogging

by Grombol, McNaney, Ruffin October 6, 2008

Strobing

When someone flashes their headlights so much it looks like a strobe light

That guy is strobing you!

by James Doakes February 7, 2009

Stooping

The act of actively doing nothing

What did you do Sunday morning?
I woke and boke and watched some TV. I was stooping pretty hard.

by Sammy Slug June 29, 2008

Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.

Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.

by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010

scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Stroking his goose

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018