Stallones

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

stalling

when you are walking and someone in front of you is walking at a slower pace, but you can't pass them. So you're stuck behind them almost walking backwards.

I was stuck walking behind a slow walker. I could not pass her, people were blocking my way. I couldn't move forward, I was stalling.

by stephantics November 9, 2011

Stalling

When a person is embarrassed by taking a dump in a public restroom and hides in the stall until everyone else leaves the bathroom.

Did you notice that Doug finished taking a nasty crap in the bathroom and was stalling until we left?

Ed kicked the outside of the stall door in a panic, "Jim, come out! I really got to poo! Everyone knows you just took a nasty one, why are you stalling?"

by EDDIEFM October 2, 2013

stall brother

A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.

I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.

by CuseWick August 4, 2015

Stall-Whaker

One who openly masturbates in a public bathroom, and is caught doing so.

That kid is so stupid, damn Stall-Whaker.

by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006

stallown3d

coming from the word "owned", and added to the name of Sylvester Stallone. Often used by movie buffs.

"His ass got stallown3d in that shooting game"

by S November 11, 2004

Sly Stallone

When you invite two hookers or call-girls over your house for the evening. You then have the women stand on a glass table while you lay beneath the table, looking up. You then proceed to have the women shit on the tabletop while you watch for your enjoyment.

Pete invited two girls over to perform a Sly Stallone for him. He then told them he already ate dinner and had them leave.

by 69BriGuy69 March 4, 2009