Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

Pirate 'Stache by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

Butt stache by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

The stache of the euphoric by >:) November 22, 2015

molest-stache 

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

molest-stache by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Santa Stache 

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

Santa Stache by Reynart April 24, 2016

Head stache 

Another name for a unibrow

Look at bobs head stache

Head stache by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016

puss-stache 

mustache style pubic hair on a female

eeee u seen tha puss-stache

puss-stache by jaydlaimt January 30, 2020