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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick
Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*
by Tsuki October 9, 2020
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squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
by ___ the Man February 28, 2007
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skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.
Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry
by brownie hound April 30, 2003
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Skidmark

It's True! Damn roller coasters. I just can't imagine why PETER would post this message though...
That Peter is such a skidmark too.
by Erick Desjardins June 30, 2003
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Squidward

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008
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