steved

To have rough sex with someone, then after your done fucking
Them you procede to cockslap the person in the back of the head while shouting I am invincible please eat my pantaloones. Then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.

Gravy-Train- I steved your mom last night

Fragster-Thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
Neo- not anymore
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Guy two- Dude wheres my girl
Guy one- I steved that bitch last night and left her on the corner

by Andre Summey December 13, 2006

Steved

A reference to the Garfunkel and Oates’s song “You, Me and Steve”. A Steve is someone who is a cock block or a third wheel that will not leave. To be “Steved” is when you do not hook up with someone exclusively due to the presence of a Steve. A Steve can be a clueless friend of either of the romantically or otherwise involved duo or just an annoying stranger. The situation can be remedied by one person informing the Steve that that they are Steveing.

Scarlett: Alice, you are totally Steveing me right now.

Fred: I was going to hook up with Sandrah last night but I got Steved hard core by Johnny. Fucking Johnny...

by You have been Steved February 9, 2010

Steved

When someone steals something from you. Alternative to the words robbed and jacked

I was sitting in the kitchen when my friend came and steved my phone.

by master-of-puppets969 October 4, 2009

steved

to get high on an hourly basis.

to be stoned, baked, high, anything involving drugs.

i am SOO steved right now.

by ChuXor October 21, 2003

Steved

Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).

Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.

by Andrew Schwartz July 28, 2004

steved

Also a term known by Apple Macintosh users. Refers to Apple's CEO Steve jobs, canceling a project in the company .

The Newton division got "steved" right after Steve Jobs came back to the company. He has never been happy with the newton PDA division.

by BigmacX July 8, 2004

Steved

To be steved; to steal a kill from a teammate by blowing them up with the surrounding enviroment via grenade.

Dude, you totally Steved me you pussy.

by Biomed_queen September 29, 2010