Steved

A reference to the Garfunkel and Oates’s song “You, Me and Steve”. A Steve is someone who is a cock block or a third wheel that will not leave. To be “Steved” is when you do not hook up with someone exclusively due to the presence of a Steve. A Steve can be a clueless friend of either of the romantically or otherwise involved duo or just an annoying stranger. The situation can be remedied by one person informing the Steve that that they are Steveing.

Scarlett: Alice, you are totally Steveing me right now.

Fred: I was going to hook up with Sandrah last night but I got Steved hard core by Johnny. Fucking Johnny...

by You have been Steved February 10, 2010

Steved

When someone steals something from you. Alternative to the words robbed and jacked

I was sitting in the kitchen when my friend came and steved my phone.

by master-of-puppets969 October 01, 2009

Steved

Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).

Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.

by Andrew Schwartz July 28, 2004

Steved

To be steved; to steal a kill from a teammate by blowing them up with the surrounding enviroment via grenade.

Dude, you totally Steved me you pussy.

by Biomed_queen September 28, 2010

Steved

The explanation given when computer soft/hardware has been ineptly installed, programmed or networked and malfunctions on a daily basis and the excuse given to cover is "the problem is not on our side."

Mercedes: I can't print this out I keep getting an error message what do I do?
Royce: Theres nothing you can do the problem is not on our side.
Mercedes: Oh so its been Steved right?

by Executive Snuggles January 30, 2012

Steved

to be fucked up beyond relief; utterly mindfucked to the point of no return

Shit man, I was so fucking steved last night I hooked up with that whale from math class.

by Tyleeeeeeeeeer, bra March 30, 2010

Steved

When you are beond whipped by a member of the opposite sex. Your significant other could blow a guy right in front of you and you would apologize to her.

Man, he can't even have girls on his buddy list yet she posts pictures of her hooking up with other guys!? He is SO Steved!

by mr flav February 12, 2006