Slurp

to eat and lick a very wet pussy. to swallow a girls orgasm juice

I slurped her

by clitlickericious December 15, 2008

Slurhea

Diarrhea casued by ingesting a large amount of slurpee, usually a X-Treme Gulp. The slurpee goes right through body becasue there is little to actually digest, it is a extremely runny fluid that comes out easily, sometimes is coloured the same as the slurpee.

Ben: "Wow, that was a good slurpee!"

Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."

Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"

**Runs to washroom**

Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

by butternoot1 October 21, 2017

Philosophical Slur

1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.

2) A drunken philosophy.

"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints

Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."

Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."

by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 5, 2009

Pudding Slurp

An act involving two people where one flips the other upside down leaving there anus in the air. It is then the flipper sucks the anus while excrements are being expelled.

John gave a pudding slurp to Mary last night.

Mary loves to pudding slurp her partners.

Im going to pudding slurp you.

by J. Rune B. December 13, 2010

Slurk

The combination of the words "stalk" and "lurk". This commonly takes place on social networking sites (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) where an individual spends countless hours looking through people's profiles.

So you heard Ronnie broke up with Sammi again?

No way! How did you hear about this?

I was slurking through Facebook and came across JWoww's profile and she had it as her status.

by rapaddict40 October 7, 2010