Spaff

A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.

Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"

by BagelBeater July 14, 2017

spiffed

drunk, completely shitfaced

Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.

by cree December 31, 2003

snoffed

the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time

Nick: dude you just snoffed in my truck!
Jimmy: i know. i never did that before.

by smitty4791 October 20, 2009

Spiff

A shortened version of the 1950's style word Spiffy.

Dude your car is Spiff to the Max

by Urban Librarian August 26, 2007

spaffin'

ejaculating or cumming

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch

by King Rou December 18, 2007

Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004

skoff

Skoff. Its a term in blogging where you write about anything that is random. Its called skoffing.

Hey, what the hell u doing on wordpress..

Nothin, just skoffing a little.

by Skoffer November 26, 2011