1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 December 9, 2008
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dude, I was so spiderman last night.
by DarkPhantom March 4, 2009
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by leonseagullcow April 11, 2010
Get the sperman mug.Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.
by johnstitch January 26, 2007
Get the spiderman mug.Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
by darkverge April 24, 2007
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A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.
A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.
by shay42 May 7, 2005
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