splondle

The 8th sense

"I used all eight senses riding my bike over the weekend. Yeah, even Splondle!"

by Novablad July 7, 2024

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

Splodies

The mix of both a shart and explosive diarrhea in one sitting; usually uncontrollable and geyser-like.

Oh sorry I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the splodies.

by Ellee5 April 6, 2024

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025