slargapotamus

A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.

Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.

by Eve Stirwin The First December 8, 2009

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

splurgio

The act of being splurged by a sexual acts.

I had a splurgio night last night and can't move my legs.

by choco1 April 19, 2010

Splagduk

When a sly young man combs his beard at a speed of 5000 strokes per hour as his penis loosely falls out of his pants

Brad Pitt often splagduks before eating a meal.

by The potato tamer December 8, 2010

splageldstday

to heartily ejaculate (V)

a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)

awesome! (exclamation)

Dude, splageldstday!

I got some splageldstday in my pants.

I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.

by DrJamesGang December 29, 2012

Splarch

Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.

Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?

Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.

Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")

Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.

by Wa-Tah! August 3, 2013

splorge

Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.

*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*

by KenM January 11, 2016