A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma
by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020
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by Ken Holway October 17, 2007
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To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.
by Teeta January 25, 2008
Get the I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you mug.When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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Get the Splatoon 3 mug.The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.
by jcoctoston January 22, 2011
Get the Splats mug.The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.
I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..
by daisiemae December 9, 2008
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