Situationship

A person in a complicated relationship that is too difficult for a normal word.

Stan: Aw man, my girl is telling me she won't pay her child support!
Craig: Oh shit, seems like you're in a serious situationship!

by Meka B April 3, 2015

situationally gay

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.

What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.

by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008

Situationals

a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.

example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?

friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.

example 2:

good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.

by monelisa503 August 15, 2009

Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!

Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!

by The Wiz! June 17, 2010

Shituation

A shit situation, jammed into one.

"Oh that's a shituation!"

by laura50 August 17, 2017

Situationship

Not a relationship but a situation or agreement two people agree to each other

The situationship that we are in is different than any friendship or relationship I have ever been in

by Felonlove November 26, 2020

Bi-situational

An individual who claims to be bisexual but only is for attention, or for their partner to have a 3some. Will only go as far as kiss the same sex. A branch off of bi-curious.

Alyssa isn't bi, she's bi-situational so her boyfriend can have a 3some.

by Thisgingerhasasoul May 11, 2021