spinning mule

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

by Cumslud January 15, 2008

Singing

Snitching. Informing on somone, usually to the police or other authority.

Max got arrested last night and apparently he's been singing to the cops

by Snowball112 November 17, 2011

spinning

the art, and sport that involves making someone else (the spinnie) to be caused to turn around and look for who may have called them.

widely practiced in depots formally known as ABRO across the UK but mainly in Telford, Shropshire UK.
the highest most respected spin known to man is a 360 spin. meaning that the person has literally looked all the way around for someone who may have called them.

it is mearly a bit of fun that passes the day with amusement.
if you're not spinning, your not working hard enough!!!

classic examples of spinning;
"is this yours!"
"excuse me! is...!"

or anything else that may get the attention of the person you are trying to spin.
other name related spins are applicable. i.e.
"mark!!!" (as mark turns around, turn to your buddy on the opposite side and start having a conversation) "...my words it is going to rain tonight!"

by stakzent September 6, 2011

AIM singing

AIM singing is when someone IMs lyrics to another person. Since there's no music and the other person's just reading it, it makes no sense.

ScreenName123: They said release 'Remote Control'
But we didn't want it on the label
UserName138: Huh? Who are They? What label?
ScreenName123: They said, "Fly to Amsterdam"
The people laughed but the press went mad
UserName138: Wait, who went to Amsterdam?
ScreenName123: No, it's a Clash song.
UserName138: Whatever, AIM singing is so stupid.

by Clash City Rocker October 29, 2005

scat singing

Scat singing is vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice. Thus it is a type of voice instrumental.

Scat also refers to the sexual fetish known as coprophilia, but scat singing is much cooler.

Definition from Wikipedia. It's worded well.

Famous scat man: John Larkin, otherwise known as Scatman John - his songs are good examples of scat singing.

Others: Dizzy Gillespie, Cab Calloway, etc.

by emilly December 2, 2005

Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war

Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."

by davidrawrs! March 1, 2010

slinging neck

To perform oral sex.

That prostitute was slinging neck all day on the corner.

by MiKe OXL0NG May 12, 2014