butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

Sphincterrific

A sarcastic way of saying "terrific". Similar to craptastic or craptacular.

"Wow. I got a Chia Pet for Christmas. That's sphincterrific."

by Shadis December 15, 2003

sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

by Lucas December 31, 2003

sphynx

Sphynx are those little farts that squeak out while you're fucking even though you're trying to hold 'em in.

I was banging her so hard I kept letting out sphynx.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 19, 2005

sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

flaming sphincter

to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.

that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.

by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006