Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.

She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.

by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009

Sparcy

When someone has a blonde moment.

Britney: "Hey look a butterfly!"

Nicole: "What are you talking about? We are in an office building!!"

Britney: "Sorry, just had a sparcy moment...."

by InfinismSquared January 31, 2010

Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.

Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!

by yakhunter February 23, 2011

Spartan splash

While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"

I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.

Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.

by YokIsoAvio April 23, 2011

poor man's party

A party in which the host instructs people NOT to eat for at least a couple of hours before coming to the party. This is because drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster therefore requiring less alchohol to be purchased.

Hey Kate I'm throwing a party this weekend but running low on cash so it's looking like its gonna be a poor man's party.

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009

Smarty Pants

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011

Sparta, Illinois

Small town in Southern Illinois. On the news once for a plane crash-landing in the Dollar General parking lot. Crappy football team that hasn't won a game since the '90s. Only good thing to come out of Sparta, IL is the World Shooting and Recreation Complex, where all the local hillbilles go to shoot at stuff legally.

"Hey bro, are we goin up to Sparta, Illinois?"
"Hell no, dude! Are you crazy?!"

by thisissparta123 February 9, 2010