commonly found in america, specifically east.
of unknown height, commonly having brown hair and a friendly disposition.
known to be very attractive to members of opposite sex of the same species, also other Squid.
amazing voice.
hott.
of unknown height, commonly having brown hair and a friendly disposition.
known to be very attractive to members of opposite sex of the same species, also other Squid.
amazing voice.
hott.
by JaneyyyyGirlllSmidge April 6, 2007
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Get the stodgey mug.To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.
by SQUEEZYOFACE March 25, 2008
Get the smudge mug.The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
by TwoWiseMen November 14, 2007
Get the Smadge mug.The interjection comes from the word "smote," and it is like the slang term burn, but it is never a verb. (not capitalized)
You cannot say "oh, u just smodemed him"
but if someone "burns" someone else, you could say "oh, smodem" and it would be preferable if you could slap a table at the time.
For the noun, (CAPITALIZED)
The Smodem is what you want it to be. It's powers can be used for good or for awesome. But when is is evil, it can take many different forms, but it is limited as described by a wise member of the fellowship of the smodem.
"A Smodem is hard to describe. Here try this description out for size. Have you ever been on a motor boat. as you are cruising along and you look back at the boats trail. Its like that but the Smodem is as big as a your left arm. it is not round but flat. it doesn't float in the air but crawls on the ground."
Beware, for the Smodem can poses many things/beings such as our dads, or sea creatures, or even the food on ****** ****'s lunch tray. Don't be deceived, but also don't be to sensitive, and take heart in the fact that the fellowship of the Smodem has overcome and will truly know if there is a Smodem or an imposter.
Few people have seen the smodem, but there is sensible and even tangible evidence all around us.
May the Smodem be with you,
-john rood aka jfreak-
You cannot say "oh, u just smodemed him"
but if someone "burns" someone else, you could say "oh, smodem" and it would be preferable if you could slap a table at the time.
For the noun, (CAPITALIZED)
The Smodem is what you want it to be. It's powers can be used for good or for awesome. But when is is evil, it can take many different forms, but it is limited as described by a wise member of the fellowship of the smodem.
"A Smodem is hard to describe. Here try this description out for size. Have you ever been on a motor boat. as you are cruising along and you look back at the boats trail. Its like that but the Smodem is as big as a your left arm. it is not round but flat. it doesn't float in the air but crawls on the ground."
Beware, for the Smodem can poses many things/beings such as our dads, or sea creatures, or even the food on ****** ****'s lunch tray. Don't be deceived, but also don't be to sensitive, and take heart in the fact that the fellowship of the Smodem has overcome and will truly know if there is a Smodem or an imposter.
Few people have seen the smodem, but there is sensible and even tangible evidence all around us.
May the Smodem be with you,
-john rood aka jfreak-
by akajfreak July 30, 2008
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