Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

slapped

chris rock

will smith slapped the shit out of chris rock

by concern April 20, 2022

Slapped

When something hits different.

That music slapped last night!

by myduck June 4, 2022

Swapped the dogs

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.

Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs

by Ballsakless July 30, 2022

Snapped

Snapping a bowl, is when you completely finish a (weed) bowl from a bong. And the snapping comes from the snap noise that comes from the bong, which indicates the bowl is empty.

Woah, he just snapped that bowl!

by summygummy February 12, 2023

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Snapped

a sudden outburst of anger.

i snapped at joey cuz that bitch really be testin ma patience

by ditli July 5, 2023