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Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022
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by concern April 20, 2022
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Slapped

That music slapped last night!
by myduck June 4, 2022
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Swapped the dogs

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.
Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs
by Ballsakless July 30, 2022
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Snapped

Snapping a bowl, is when you completely finish a (weed) bowl from a bong. And the snapping comes from the snap noise that comes from the bong, which indicates the bowl is empty.
Woah, he just snapped that bowl!
by summygummy February 12, 2023
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Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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Snapped

a sudden outburst of anger.
i snapped at joey cuz that bitch really be testin ma patience
by ditli July 5, 2023
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