Cum Slugs

Globules or strands of stray cum which might have travelled further then you thought & thus don't get cleaned up, which once dry look it / resemble a slug!

Ken "I had a good wank the other day in my mums room, I thought I'd cleaned all the cum entrails up but a few cum slugs had formed on the wall which I hadn't noticed!!"

Frank "what happened, did you mum find them?"

Ken "yeah & it wasn't the first time she had found my cum slugs, so I was in deep trouble!!"

by Lord_of_ Words October 21, 2010

slims

Degragotary word to muSLIMS following the stereotype that all muslims are skinny and ugly.

Joe: Look John theres that slim
John: Yeh no wonder his sister came to me because he couldn't satisfy her

by AKBAR ALI August 30, 2004

African Slumber Party

The act of crapping on both sides of a friend's head while they are sleeping over to create the illusion of Africans having a slumber pary from afar.

When Bill told me he didn't have my money the night he came to sleep over i decided to throw him an African Slumber Party.

by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009

slumber party

Where several youngsters share a child's bedroom during his nap-time, to make said unwelcome sleep-period seem less boring and distressing. Similar to how a small group of neighborhood pre-teens will jog along wif a child who is having to do boring/arduous chores around da yard, so dat he feels less unhappy performing said drudgery.

Parents take note: if your child finds nap-time so torturously agonizing that he actually needs to hold an impromptu slumber party just to get through it, perhaps he doesn't even need the naps at his age, and so you should no longer insist on them.

by QuacksO August 5, 2019

Slumbergate

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.

Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."

by Kable24 December 19, 2008

slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 9, 2009

slum drunk

A slum is a high population dense urban area with a low standard of living. ghetto, hood. Being slum drunk is finding your inner gangsta while being trashed off your ass.

Shit! That hood rat was throwin up some gang signs, she was so slum drunk!

by raDakaDo December 8, 2010