slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

southern slapping

Anal sex with a girl from the south.

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"

by codkat February 5, 2014

International ass slapping day

On April the 6th every year you are supposed to slap a a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam that ass nice by the way it’s international ass slapping day so you know what I need to do.

by Yoboycam May 22, 2018

tank slapping

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

by Christoph October 26, 2005

Slapping

A style of playing music (usually on a bass Guitar) that requires skill, speed,and talent

the combination of the slap and pop technique
the slap techique is usually used in Funk, Latin Funk, Jazz, etc.

it is said that after dominating the "Slap" technique, all other techniques are easy to learn

damn...victor wooten can slap!!

i've never herd awesome slapping like that

by Cheo_the Bassist October 30, 2008