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Shlomp

You are a shlomp.
by Pyroethical July 23, 2018
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Shlom

A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia
My shlom is smaller than yours
by MEXICANSAWNUGGET May 9, 2019
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Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
by MScarn111 July 2, 2019
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Siloe

Siloe a name given to somebody special,has really long eyelashes,pretty,queit at first but once you begin to know her, she is full of laughs,sassy,loud and overall great to be around.
Sassy phrase : " i will konk your head " lol. She's so funny she's such a Siloe
by Shopkinshoppie April 8, 2019
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shlomkyrie

Shlomkyrie is the man! Try to be on his good side because you'll be better off that way, oh and...he's a monster on the court.
Yo shlomkyrieeeeee!
by Shlomkyrie April 28, 2019
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Silmar

Silmar is a truely perfect guy. Though he may seem out going, he is a very calm and introvertive person when with the person he truly loves. He is a very loyal and sweet person to be with. He isn't afraid to be honest and is very mature around his elders. He won't leave you alone if you are upset or mad at him or others. He cares so much about the person he loves and will do anything to keep them safe and loved. He is a soft person towards his family but isn't afraid to fight for the people he loves. He won't hesitate to stand up against someone if they hurt their friends or loved ones.
Silmar is a God!

Ann-Who is that guy?

Joe- That is Silmar.

Ann- I want to be his gf.
by Roxxy Fox July 27, 2019
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shlomski

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.
When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.
by Cam11 September 19, 2019
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