Shpoop

A type of bowel movement that causes the shpooper immeasurable physical and emotional trauma. A day ruiner.

"Oh man, I just shpooped all over"
"Do you need to go lay down on your stomach?"

"Do you want to go eat?"
"No, I shpooped a few hours ago and I'm just exhausted"

"Nick just broke up with his girlfriend, should we go help him?"
"Naw man, Jake is shpooping his pants and i think i saw blood, he needs our help!"

"I just shpooped."
"Let me get you a hemorrhoid pillow and a box of crayons."

by Technolo-J February 15, 2010

shlop

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump

Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.

by shlopotron24 August 2, 2010

sloop

Thus is slippery poop

Sloop goes in the potty

by Donkey_donkey April 27, 2005

Shmoop

An exageration of the word "meep".

"Oh shmoop, I missed again!"

by ChibiNekoMimi April 30, 2006

sloop eye

when one eye is significantly smaller than the other, typically induced from drinking and/or smoking

Woah, Billy, your sloop eye is so evident in these pictures from last night! You must have been really fucked up!

by Jamal the Sloop May 10, 2011

Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend

Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.

by Gangsterp March 6, 2018