Shirtdress

A word used in clothing stores that tells the average woman to wear the article of clothing as a shirt, and the average loose woman to wear it as a dress.

College Girl: I take this dress please!
Casher: Okay..
*Cash Register Reads*: Shirtdress $45.99

by klackedy klack August 10, 2012

Shirt skort

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.

Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.

by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022

Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

by hot carl! August 19, 2009

Tee Shirt Time

This is applied to the show Jersey Shore, where it means the following: when Vinny, Situation, Pauly, and Ronnie go out to a club, they prepare what shirt they want to wear ahead of time. In order to not ruin the shirt while they wait for the girls to finish getting ready, they wear wife beaters or man tank tops. When everyone is ready to go, it's TEE SHIRT TIME, and they put on the shirts that they picked out for the club.

Is everybody ready to go clubbing? That means it's tee shirt time!

by JerseyBabee March 1, 2011

Capri Shirt

When a complete tool wears a shirt that's about 4 sizes too big and the sleeves are so long it appears he is wearing capris on his arms.

Hey, Joe is a medium but he wears a 2x, it looks like he has on a capri shirt man.

by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

sexy shirt man

a fat red shirt wearing man typically used in memes. opposite of what his name is.
Revland Jones with a shirt

oh my god sexy shirt man!

by duuno January 24, 2017

Tucking in my shirt

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.

Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!

by Zoo station October 21, 2020