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icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.
"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.
by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010
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Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.
Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.
by shittinribs September 13, 2010
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Tar Shits

A defecation that is so thick that it clings to the inside of the ass cheeks like a thick, roofing tar and requires excessive wiping to clean up. Tar Shits most often require clean up with a wet washcloth or simply disrobing and jumping in the shower so that a steady steam of warm water can aid in clean up. Clean up of a Tar Shit is often referred to as Tar Wipes.
Roger went to the doctor because he was tired of his constant Tar Shits. His doctor told him that he was consuming too much dietary fat which was making his stool sticky and greasy.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.
Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.
by Brazz January 11, 2009
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shinshee shinshee

Another word for aurl sex, or the sex act of inserting the male's penis into the females ear. Defined by Christopher Walken on a SNL sketch.
Jane let Dick perform Shinshee Shinshee on her, and boy did she hear him comming.
by jchance September 24, 2005
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the shins

An amazing indie band. Best band of all time. A great band that became too popular because of Garden State! They currently live in Portland. Albums include "Oh, Inverted World" and "Chutes Too Narrow." (Both are great!)
Me: I love The Shins!
Random 1: Who are they?
Random 2: Oh, I heard them on Garden State!
Me: Fuck.
by K45 December 28, 2005
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I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
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