Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

by Zaeros April 4, 2009

Sharpie

1. A permanent marker that's made by a company called "Sharpie"
2. Type of permanent marker that's banned from most schools cause people sniff them and get high
3. What cholas and wannabe cholas draw their eyebrows with

1. yo gota sharpie? i gota finish dis project
2. dude hav u sniffd sharpies b4, its sick
3. Chola 1: hey do u kno how 2 get sharpie off?
Chola 2: why?
Chola 1: my eyebrowz dont look the same

by MiiSzBliiSsDoLc3 December 9, 2008

sharpie

smell it to float with the clouds and rainbows.

(After he smels the sharpie)
Dude your sis is hot.

by Peeboy June 24, 2003

Ben Shapiro

a conservative man, who studied politics and now thinks he is able to be trans-and homophobic without any consequences.(and very racist)

(and he keeps bringing up that his wife is a doctor)

Person 1: Man who's that ass*hole?
Person 2: Oh, it's just Ben Shapiro

by A.S.H January 23, 2022

Sharping

To suddenly try to become closer to a member of the opposite sex before an important social event, solely for the purpose of asking them/ being asked to that social event.

Can be used in other forms, such as sharped, sharp, sharps, etc.

Dude, why are you hanging out so much with that Alison girl lately?
Oh, I'm sharping her, I want to take her to prom.

Hey, you know Shannon's only trying to sharp you, right? She wants to go to formal with you.

by Dr. English April 8, 2009

Livi shapiro

One of the meanest person ever she doesn’t FaceTime you at all when you ask her to.

Man, Livi Shapiro yeah she’s so mean

by MATITHE November 16, 2017

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022