severe

awesome, cool, hot.
anything positive.

That chick is severe.
I just had the most severe hamburger

by Jack May 19, 2004

Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011

Severed Tail

Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.

Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.

Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.

by Hero6453 May 14, 2011

Severious

When something is both serious and severe, and when neither word is strong enough.

My hybrid just got mowed down by a tanker truck. The damage is severious

by Hitomichu June 14, 2012

Severe Ligma

A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.

Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.

by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019

Severe thunderstorm

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021