sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

SEAL TEAM SIX

The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.

Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!

A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!

by Chillice December 30, 2014

Baby Seal Argument

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.

" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."

by mother superiour October 25, 2005

Batty Circus Seal

Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head

After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.

by K December 16, 2003

Watching Steven Segal

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.

When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.

by incwad August 13, 2007

Screamin' Seal

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal

She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.

by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009

Steven segal

The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.

Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.

by Micano October 20, 2007