monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Semen Sandwich

When you jizz in between their cheeks.

I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.

by MidnightBerry February 24, 2020

semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.

Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.

by Halluminati February 6, 2017

Semen Water

A salty glass of water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”

by thegreginc March 13, 2023

semen samba

The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.

My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016