Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018

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Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013

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Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.

She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.

by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017

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selfie slut

A girl who takes a million photos of her self it slutty clothes

Girl1 *snap snap* tons of selfies taken
Girl2 your a selfie slut

by taylor copstick October 3, 2013

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selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

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