meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
by keldard June 8, 2014
Get the Meat-seeking gristlemug. National attention seeking whore day- is someone who tries to manipulate lads to liking them and that like everyone’s attention on them
by Ahhhhhahahahahah October 16, 2021
Get the National attention seeking whore daymug. A giant amorphous dollop of black sludge with several eyes. It can take the form of many things, such as hands, smaller piles of sludge with arms, giant leaping worms, and humanoid shapes.
Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.
Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.
by phanderzz June 3, 2025
Get the Seekmug. Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!
Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...
by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025
Get the Hide And Seekmug. by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016
Get the Argue seekingmug.