Second Mile

When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.

That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).

by Sleezy Johnny November 15, 2011

sloppy seconds

Sloppy seconds is screwing, shagging, fucking, whatever you like to call it, a woman, straight after the previous guy, or guys, using their cum as the lubricant!
The best I ever had was with a street girl at the end of her evening's work. She rode bareback and told me I was her ninth john that night. Man, her cunt was pure heaven!

Be the last, and ride those sloppy seconds!

by scotsman March 14, 2004

second act

To sneak into a show or play during intermission, catching the second act.

Guy: Oh crap, it's sold out!!!
Girl: That's okay, we'll just second act it.

by bwahaha. March 17, 2009

second cup

The ability to have a second orgasm (for men), usually in reference to a prostitute's services.

I recently partied with Molly (the whore) and she offered a second cup as always.

by Angry Asian2 October 2, 2008

1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

by unicornzrreal March 23, 2017

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

second father

a huge inspiration and influence for you, somebody you WISH was your dad, someone who feels like he IS your dad.

For me, Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon, and Layne Staley. They are all second fathers to me, I love you all, I miss you all the time. Kurt- Never fade away. I have nothing but love and respect for you, and I hope you have reached your nirvana. Layne- Hope you have been freed from your chains, out of the box- I hope you're in heaven, happier than ever, and with Demri once again. Shannon- you keep me dreaming, boy- and you're always there when I wake. Thank you.

Sorry for the emotional little thing there, but that's how you're supposed to feel about second fathers. Dare you to post yours.

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009