schmooze

Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.

Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

schmoyoho

A group on Youtube that auto tunes songs. Famous ones are: "Double Rainbow" "Winning" and "Tornado Song"

Broski1: Did you see the double rainbow video on youtube mad by schmoyoho!?!?!?!
Broski2: Dude. Its fucking 100 years old... But ya its amazing.

by GoldenWrapper May 29, 2011

Schmoovement

Schmoovement or schmooving is a term commonly used by Smash bros players when or after preforming a combo, but can simply be defined as “smooth movement”.

That dude has got some schmoovement

by PolishBoi August 28, 2020

schmommy

a mom that might be a man.....

I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 17, 2007

Schmog

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

Schmooze-Bro

A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.

Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.

by rjb569 March 29, 2009