schlockth

a door with a space underneath, or is slightly ajar

mom, you left the door schlockth, and you're letting all the cold air in!!!!

by harley883 August 17, 2010

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011

schlagman

A person who acts incredibly stupid or acts like a jerk

Don't be such a schlagman.

by nett1es January 15, 2012

Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 9, 2013

schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!

Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.

by Schlom March 10, 2015