Angry Santa

While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect.

I had to shell out an extra $250 at the titty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. It was worth it though...I got an angry santa in the back room.

by rizzorainmaker February 26, 2010

Santana Champaign

Legendary guitarists Carlos Santana's personal line of premium champaign.

Best consumed with burgers, on a nautical vessel, in a bathing suits and water sandals.

Its flavor has been described by connoisseur as exceptionally crisp.

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana Champaign cuz its so crisp!

by mojowen July 16, 2009

Filthy Santa

An alcoholic shot that is half milk (preferably Vitamin D) and half Vodka (preferably unflavored Burnett's)...You must also take a bite of a cookie before drinking.

Dude, you lost the drinking game so now you have to take a Filthy Santa while we take a video. Try not to puke!

by Gooooooch July 5, 2012

Sant Bhindranwale

Sant Bhindranwale ( Sant Jarnail Singh Khalsa Bhindranwale) was a Sikh freedom fighter in Punjab. Sant Bhindranwale was also the 14th leader of the Damdami Taksal and is known as the greatest Sikh of the 20th century. He fought for fundamental rights for the people of Punjab and was projected as an extremist, terrorist and separatist by the Indian government. Indira Gandhi ordered operation blue star on the golden temple where Sant Bhindranwale and many sikhs died defending the golden temple

Sant Bhindranwale was the greatest Sikh of the 20th century

by Xdarks boi February 6, 2021

santaclausification

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent

Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

Santa's little helper

cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.

I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.

by jburke524 September 19, 2011

UC Santa Cruz

A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.

*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 28, 2019