A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
by gooooooch June 02, 2009
An alcoholic shot that is half milk (preferably Vitamin D) and half Vodka (preferably unflavored Burnett's)...You must also take a bite of a cookie before drinking.
Dude, you lost the drinking game so now you have to take a Filthy Santa while we take a video. Try not to puke!
by Gooooooch July 03, 2012