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Filthy Santa

An alcoholic shot that is half milk (preferably Vitamin D) and half Vodka (preferably unflavored Burnett's)...You must also take a bite of a cookie before drinking.
Dude, you lost the drinking game so now you have to take a Filthy Santa while we take a video. Try not to puke!
by Gooooooch July 5, 2012
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Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
by gooooooch June 2, 2009
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