Softball

A sport meant for girls to show boys how it is done. Softball is for girls who are very athletic and not girly.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that softball player?? She is so good

Guy 2: Yeah.... they are all like that. If you wanna date someone, date a softball player.

by spørty May 14, 2019

saft

the name for the 'soft black' variation of cannabis, as defined by jakeys from the paisley area

tae bits a' saft???

by the firing abud March 21, 2009

softball tourettes

When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.

Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"

Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."

by Banks246 September 30, 2008

softball pitcher

gay

you know that softball pitcher name lexi?
yeah, GAYYYY

by savagery05 April 25, 2017

softboy

a fuccboi that pretends to be artistic and he's not.

That guy is a softboy and dresses like a hipster but can't even draw.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 25, 2019

softbag

A word used to describe a man's testical sack. Used as a put-down for a real douche bag.

Peter told my mom about the time we Abe Lincolned, what a softbag!!!

by Tammy J. July 7, 2005

SAFBC

Shaler Area Fat Boy Club
The fattest kids around Shaler! This group is led by president, Jon Duermeyer; Prime Minister, Danny Mac; and captain of the SAFBC and Secretary of A.S., Whale Lard. The group is getting many of members and is best known for their free agency signing of Joseph Petti, who is real fat!

The buffet was really delicious last week, but it seems that the SAFBC was here today because all the food is GONE!

by Marty Bohem December 14, 2008